YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
(Source: battyy)
In which life becomes complicated and you have to be an adult about it.
i just ate an entire chocolate toonie
the size of a chocolate toonie
holy frick
‘hey, remember that dumb thing you said last week’
typing really long tags then realizing you misspelled something
(Source: gallifraye)
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
Are they all fighting again? Quick let’s sneak in before they notice us
A WILD AUSTRALIA HAS APPEARED.
i think i just watched a hetalia episode
(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)
